The Chaos Theorist 🔥

You manage panic like a startup—intensely, obsessively, and with a color-coded calendar. You've probably Googled "burnout symptoms" and turned it into a Notion dashboard. You're brilliant, slightly unhinged, and five steps ahead of everyone, even in crisis.

“Feel it all. Then nap.”

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